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==My X-Files Fanfic==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg_vVKcVYbo ''"David Duchovny, why won't you love me??"''] cried Assistant Director Walter Skinner. "I'm sorry, Sir," whispered Fox Mulder, his voice dull and detached (not a result of any regret or sympathy for the pair of talking glasses on the bed next to him; that's just how his voice always sounds for some reason), "But I'm in love... with Buyers." "Damn." Glasses spat while keeping his jaw tightly shut, "I should have known I was no match for his youthful charms." Mulder finished buttoning up his shirt, then jumped out the window. "Damn!" he cried upon landing, still sounding incredibly uninterested in what was going on, "I forgot to open the window before I jumped!" Picking glass shards from his face, Mulder ran into the arms of Buyers - The Bearded 3-Year-Old - and escaped into the cold dark of the early morning.